Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Lady Bird
  • Tokyo Godfathers

Recent activity

  • The Bubble

  • Fresh


  • Turning Red


  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


Recent reviews

  • The Bubble

    The Bubble

    Its a Friday morning in April. My bleach damaged underlayer is SCREAMING for hydration, so I deliver.  My hair is smothered in castor oil. Like, absolutely terrifyingly DRENCHED. My hair is currently greasier than a teenager with bangs on accutane working the McDonald's drive thru in August. I think to myself: "Maybe I should watch a movie while I let this soak in?" Being the trendy Gen Z-er I am I decide to watch The Bubble, directed by Sir Judd…

  • Fresh



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i spent this whole film wondering if it hurt her a lot to sit until i realized that i, too, have no ass.

Popular reviews

  • Sing 2

    Sing 2


    i haven't felt the same excitement in theaters since the portal scene in endgame but johnny's dad in the third act after johnny is like "i know someone who can help" was a close second

  • Tooth Fairy

    Tooth Fairy


    blumhouse never fails to deliver with its horror films