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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I hated this movie so much I can’t really fuck w PTA any more and it’s also kind of ruined my love of DDL which is really sad bc I’ve been a fan of both since I was a teen, especially DDL. I can’t fully decide if I’m right about it being a bad piece of art or if I just hate it too much to be objective bc it’s too personal. Either way Fuck this movie lol 

    Spoiler alert:…

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    This was so fucking good wtf lol
    Edit now that I’m less stoned: this was realllly really good and I’m sad it was so overlooked. Masterful screenplay by Ben and Matt w Nicole Holofcener. Everyone’s talking about Jodie Comer and she was great But imo it’s one of Damon’s all time best performances. The banquet scene when he pops off on Adam driver in the 2nd act *chefs kiss.* also the last duel itself the final fight was insanely…