Jacob W.

Jacob W.


Standards are good, ratings are weird, just be honest about how you feel.

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Love the supporting cast, especially Dickens and Fugit. Still one of Affleck’s best. 

    You don’t know what you got ‘til it’s October 3rd.

  • Hollow Man

    Hollow Man


    Watched this enough growing up to have remembered basically all of it. Third act is as underwhelming as its always been to me, but there's a lot of mean, nasty stuff happening here. Still needs to be about 10% more fucked up though.

Popular reviews

  • Friday Night Lights

    Friday Night Lights


    Texas seems like a horrible place to live.

  • Holes



    Show me a more sexually-charged line than "I can fix that." You can't.