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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    Like the greatest sandwich of all time but with baked shit for a filling, Doctor Sleep begins okay, ends pretty well, but has a massive load of rubbish stuffed in the middle that ultimately made it a movie I didn’t like too much. Take aside some clever ideas, good effects, decent performances, great use of classic cinematography from the original The Shining and new open doors for theories of what exactly was going on in that movie - this film doesn’t…

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had already seen this movie once before on a plane journey, and let’s just say, it was better than I remember. Must have been the jet lag. Anyway, I’m tired and not really thinking straight - so get ready for me to over-analyse a family movie!

    Far From Home, to me, as a Spider-Man movie, does nearly everything right. I’m very fond of Homecoming as it is, but there was certainly this feeling of ‘generic’ to it, especially when…

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  • The Gentlemen

    The Gentlemen


    Hugh Grant was in Paddington 2 and now he says ‘cunt’ 200 times

  • Cats


    Take a shot every time they say ‘cat’. In 5 minutes, you’ll be dead. Then, you will never see the mice with children’s faces grafted onto them. And you will be happy.