Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2023 1

  seated. popcorn and maltesers. barbie trailer. opening hans christian andersen quote. simone ashley mermaid. halle singing. chills. dog! a man is there. uncomfortably cgied sea creatures. sexy evil vanessa. hellscape of mediocre modern movie one liners. silly fun. roll credits. cinema saved?

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2023

  it’s really quite filthy down here

Popular reviews

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  Blue Valentine 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Aug 2016 14

  I feel like relationships go one of two ways and it's either blue valentine or gone girl and I want no part in any of it

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Apr 2016 10

  The scene where all the civilians are so terrified by the giant gingerbread man (RIP) that they run out of one Starbucks straight into another one that is literally right across the road is the most impressive and sophisticated comment on capitalism I have seen in any movie thus far also I really want a frappuccino like right now