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  • Whiplash



    give em the old chazelle dazelle

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    sometimes a movie is so good I don't want to cheapen it with an offhand one sentence half-assed joke review.
    this is the one. this is what I was saving all my five stars for.

    to the guy at my screening that shouted BULLSHIT as the credits rolled, you were lucky there were like fifty old people between me and you because oh buddy you were crusing for a bruising

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  • Macbeth



    Put all the Macbeths from the 2010s in a room together, Patrick Stewart would mop the floor with prettyboy Fassbender and would cream Kenneth Branagh into a fine paste

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds


    Passes the 'I got home and my flatmate had started watching it so I sat down with her and finished the whole thing even though it was 11pm' test

    with flying colours

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  • Nightcrawler



    only a sociopath who studied business online would name a company anything as generic as 'video production news'

  • D.E.B.S.



    the perfect lesbian spy movie that puts lesbianing first and spying second