give em the old chazelle dazelle

sometimes a movie is so good I don't want to cheapen it with an offhand one sentence half-assed joke review.
this is the one. this is what I was saving all my five stars for.

to the guy at my screening that shouted BULLSHIT as the credits rolled, you were lucky there were like fifty old people between me and you because oh buddy you were crusing for a bruising

the plot of this feels like a Peep Show storyline rejected for being too dark

now that I'm a big boy watching Grownup films I can see why it was so wild that Alec Guinness was in Star Wars

the scene where Sophie Turner confidently makes Jessica Chastain choke her .... big mood

if you look like quentin tarantino and your brother looks like george clooney you probably lost the genetic lottery