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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

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    give em the old chazelle dazelle

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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    sometimes a movie is so good I don't want to cheapen it with an offhand one sentence half-assed joke review.
    this is the one. this is what I was saving all my five stars for.

    to the guy at my screening that shouted BULLSHIT as the credits rolled, you were lucky there were like fifty old people between me and you because oh buddy you were crusing for a bruising

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  • Dead Man's Shoes

    Dead Man's Shoes

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    the plot of this feels like a Peep Show storyline rejected for being too dark

  • Kind Hearts and Coronets

    Kind Hearts and Coronets

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    now that I'm a big boy watching Grownup films I can see why it was so wild that Alec Guinness was in Star Wars

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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

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    the scene where Sophie Turner confidently makes Jessica Chastain choke her .... big mood

  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    From Dusk Till Dawn

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    if you look like quentin tarantino and your brother looks like george clooney you probably lost the genetic lottery