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  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    ★★

  • The Mummy Returns

    ★★½

  • The Mummy

    ★★★★

  • Constantine

    ★★★½

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  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    ★★

    lacks so much—stakes, creeps, and most egregiously, Rachel Weisz. this is far too scatterbrained to have any real memorable moments, which is a shame, since it squanders good mythological elements (Shangri-La/yetis), historical background (post WW2 China/the 1st Empire’s Terracotta Army), and a top-tier action talent (Jet Li). perhaps the worst offender was that “mummies were shortly after discovered in Peru!” tag at the end—lazy and sad…ah well.

  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    ★★½

    after 3000 years, Imhotep finally learned that simpin’ ain’t easy.

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