Two stars for the sleek sets, starkly gorgeous scenery and the acting (I mean, they can still act even in a bomb movie).
Yes, this was a bomb movie. Not "da bomb" (which is great) and not "oh, bruh, that was a bomb ass movie" (which is also great). No. This was bomb as in it bombed. Tanked. Bad. Boooooooo.
It's bad because it's not even an anticipating slow burn to a satisfying build up. It's just slow. It slogs…