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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Shape of Water
  • The Devils
  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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  • Hell High

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  • Slumber Party Massacre

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  • The Loved Ones

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  • Mountain Lodge

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  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

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    🌈☠️ SOHO HORROR PRIDE 2022 ☠️🌈

    Dysphoria cinema. Still hits just as hard the second time around. What a brilliant, brilliant movie.

    Makes me think of when I was 15 and stuck in the black hole of a breakdown, and found strange solace and peace in weird YouTube videos with strange, lo-fi visuals and harsh soundtracks. I think of how I sometimes still stay up at ridiculous hours of the night watching "Top 5 Gnomes Caught on Tape" videos in…

  • Super Hot

    Super Hot

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    🌈☠️ SOHO HORROR PRIDE 2022 ☠️🌈

    Deadbeat girls, pizza delivery and virgin sacrifice - sound familiar? Yeah, Super Hot is deeply indebted to the far better Satanic Panic - except this one has vampires, I guess. It's a slacker-comedy horror which isn't particularly funny, nor spooky, nor all that interesting. It just doesn't really come together for me.

    The thing is, I did really want to like this. Our lead is a deep-voiced lesbian nerd girl who isn't on drugs…

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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

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    Finishing up the beloved Scream saga of meta-slasher flicks, I return to the franchise with Wes Craven's final film, Scream 4. And boy, this is truly how you end a slasher franchise.

    Scream 4 is the finale this series deserves. This time tackling the codes and conventions of slasher movie remakes and horror in the post-9/11 world, Scream 4 is arguably as witty a film as the first one, albeit the fact that the first will always be my favourite.…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

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    More historical epics should feature menstrual blood, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bawdy sing-alongs and Anya Taylor-Joy.