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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    Β½

    Oh. Oh no.

    I'm actually dumbfounded. Why did I watch this? I mean, it's kinda fun to watch with friends, but this movie... physically made me feel sick. It hurt me to watch it.

    Why does this movie exist? Why did somebody think it was a good idea to put money into this? The Emoji Movie is literally just a more cringe-worthy version of every other generic animated movie you've ever seen. This hurts. This hurts bad.

    This movie did…

  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On my way back from London, I'd just visited the Harry Potter Studio Tour (which, btw, is absolutely amazing and well worth it for any Harry Potter fans out there). One of the staff on the trip had actually bought Fantastic Beasts on DVD in the massive Harry Potter shop on-site, and asked us all if we wanted to watch it. Of course, we said yes.

    Fantastic Beasts is actually really good, in my opinion. A lot of people have…

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  • Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

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    I know this movie is terrible, but damn, I love it so. I completely admire the vision behind it and the amazing director. It also happens to be hilarious. And not necessarily in a good way. A classic.

  • Marble Hornets

    Marble Hornets

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    When looking at web-series and ARGs, Marble Hornets is a brilliant example of how to get everything right in creepy and atmospheric storytelling. The surrealism is well-achieved, and the praise for it is all deserved. Everybody should go and watch it now.