This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Lost my shit when the random drunk man said "Eat my salad, Halloween" to the killer Doom-Guy alien and then instantly got turned into a human slush puppy with no teeth.
In all honesty, though, it's a pretty solid comeback for Doctor Who, it's good fun and a clear cinematic improvement on the previous series, even though the writing isn't necessarily that good for the most part. Looking forward to what the rest of the new series has to offer, as this feature-length pilot was very promising! Also, Jodie Whittaker is hella good as the Doctor and we should all love and appreciate her.