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Favorite films

  • Exotica
  • La Belle Noiseuse
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • The Wraith

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  • Linda

    ★★★½

  • Blue Tiger

    ★★

  • Body Snatchers

    ★★½

  • Love Kills

    ★★★★

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  • Love Kills

    Love Kills

    ★★★★

    Virginia Madsen is the most beautiful fashion photographer you've ever seen. Crazy to think she's the one behind the camera, cursed to always take photos of people less beautiful than her. She takes photos of Lenny Von Dohlen , who you may recognize as a reclusive character in Twin Peaks. We learn that chewing gum during a photo shoot makes you look less attractive. She makes him spit it out.

    Her perfect beauty does not, in fact, stop her husband…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    I thought that maybe it's just a coincidence that I was just watched both of the Flesh Gordon movies, but I am 100% certain that Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) says "Morning, Flesh." after he gets his head pounded by a basketball by Eugene "Flash" aka "Flesh" Thompson. I replayed it and I only hear Flesh. Which name is better: Flash or Flesh? I'm leaning more towards Flesh. Just sounds cooler.

    Moments later Flesh tries to get a nerd to eat…

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  • Linda

    Linda

    ★★★½

    Honey, we're gonna have to talk about this later, because if I don't pee right now, I'm gonna explode.

    Linda (Virginia Madsen) looks amazing, simply stunning; but she wishes she continued doing that workout video, she says. She's worried about her looks because some new neighbors just moved in. She wants to make a great first impression that she's the hottest gal on the block. Paul (played by Richard Thomas, who played adult Bill in IT (1990)) is her husband,…

  • Blue Tiger

    Blue Tiger

    ★★

    Wow, look at that poster that doesn't make any sense in regards to anatomy. What kind of neck is Virginia Madsen supposed to have there? She does do this kind of pose in the movie, but the spacing isn't the same. Her hair looks a little different in the actual scene, too. Plus, her arms must be long to be contorted that way to be able to hold that huge pistol like that. (Her gun isn't even that big in…

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  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★½

    The amount of five-star reviews on this makes my wonder what most reviewers are actually rating. Only the music? What about the acting? The cinematography? The overall picture quality? If you're rating this for the music only, then that's seriously disrespectful to Taylor Swift as a fledgling director. The lack of serious reviews are also rather disrespectful and quite troubling. But one huge problem is that "All Too Well: The Short Film" is not really a short film, just an…

  • The Driller Killer

    The Driller Killer

    ★★★

    I absolutely watched this simply because of the best director's commentary highlights I've ever seen (and heard) in my life. That's the best advertisement for any movie. Ever. Watched this once before and twice after watching the actual film.

    The acting (dialogue) isn't great, aside from Abel Ferrara's, who is also the director. He puts his heart and soul into all of his lines. The movement is on another level. That's where all the actors shine, especially Ferrara. I mean…