callum byrne

★★★ = enjoyed + recommend

top four are current favourites

artwork by ad minoliti

Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • Get Out
  • TÁR
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Recent activity

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


  • Aliens


  • Alien


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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    yeah sure whatever

    i think i … enjoyed it? it obviously wants to play both drama and satire and is meanderingly ok as a drama, but almost everything satirical it tries ends up as peak SNL-tier boomer dogshit. like not even little nose-huff laughs, u just stare blankly at the screen. and yet somehow i think i liked it! or didnt. who knows. timothee chalomet is funny!! fuck dune review over

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    not lin-manuel miranda trying to stan lee himself into movies