Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) 2011

  ★★½ Rewatched 31 Oct 2023 2

  never thought I'd be rewatching this one but it's halloween and my friends wanted something super fucked up. horrible movie (but part of me likes it a little)

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  Assholes 2017

  ★½ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  this film plays out in four shitty phases which all seem to merge together. the first of which is a pretty simple edgy mumblecore type of thing, which is what most of the people involved in this are generally known for. but the involvement of a sex scene and two popper bottles seems to completely shift every single dynamic that we're led to believe the film is made up of. we are suddenly subjected to this frenzied, drug-addled sequence through…

Popular reviews

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  Jacob's Ladder 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2021 2

  where the fuck was the ladder

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  Storytelling 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2022

  holy shit that little kid is fucked