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Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 1997
First rewatch in 25 years occasioned by the utter disbelief expressed by my girlfriend when I insisted there was a direct-to-video Beauty and the Beast sequel that takes place entirely during the “Something There” musical montage from the first film and which stars Tim Curry as an evil CGI pipe organ who occupies an entire wing of the castle we’ve never seen before but to which the Beast apparently retires every night. Had not realized that Paul “Pee-wee Herman” Ruebens…
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8-Bit Christmas 2021
Calling bullshit that only ONE child in an entire affluent Chicago suburb circa 1988 would have owned a Nintendo. They sold 60 million consoles! Anyway, Steve Zahn continues to be on fire this year.
NYT review: www.nytimes.com/2021/11/24/movies/8-bit-christmas-review.html
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Suburbicon 2017
just because you're in some Coen brothers movies doesn't mean you can make a Coen brothers movie
