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  • Serial Mom
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  • Saltburn
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • Jurassic Park III


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Recent reviews

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III


    This was like dumb fun. Had some cool action set pieces and a nice 90 minute run time. I’m definitely a sucker when it comes to the run time, but a lot of it is just mindless Dino action with a core story of finding some kid that’s lost on the island. It’s a thinkless plot really, and neither of these have lived up to the original. They’re just missing something. They’re fine, but feel kind of generic. A slight recommend I suppose, just turn your brain off and watch it if you decide to give it a go.

  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park


    Wouldn’t the pterodactyl’s just fly somewhere else? Anyway, for a first time viewing I liked this. Not nowhere near as great as that first film, but it has some great effects, thrilling moments, and Goldblum is so good yet again. But other than that I feel like it’s missing some of that magic from the first film (probably the characters) and tbh I really wasn’t fully engaged with the film until the T-Rex wrecks havoc on San Diego, and that’s…

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