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I have a pillow with Anthony Hopkins's face on it.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • The Searchers
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Videodrome

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • Shin Godzilla

    ★★★

  • The Charge of the Light Brigade

    ★★★

  • Fury

    ★★★★

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    We’re a modest dance academy with modest goals:

    1. Give you the best education at a reasonable price 
    2. Drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★½

    Door city over here

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    A towering follow-up to Shin Godzilla, transplanting that movie's ultimate problem of a government utterly failing each of its citizens into a more obliterated and depressed world where no one came out of the War whole. In terms of its operatic qualities, no other Kaiju film rivals it.

    Additionally, I watched 100+ horror movies this year, and I'd be remiss to avoid noting that none of them were scarier than Godzilla Minus One.

  • Shin Godzilla

    Shin Godzilla

    ★★★

    This gets really sleepy at times, but that operatic Godzilla attack at night is the stuff movies are made for.

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  • The Music Man

    The Music Man

    ★★★★½

    I yearn for the old days when feuds between traveling anvil salesmen and flim-flam artists threatened to rip apart entire Iowa towns.

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★★½

    I won $2500 on a prop bet that this movie would open with a breastfeeding shot