Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Yi Yi
  • Election
  • Punch-Drunk Love

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


  • Get Out


  • Forrest Gump


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Recent reviews

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


    personally I will not stand for the Kal-El Cage erasure

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump


    this movie really says nothing important or profound outside of its insidious internal message about doing whatever the united states government tells you to and I think that’s its core problem. it’s occasionally very sweet but it’s lacking substance. in that way I guess forrest was completely right about his life being like a box of chocolates. very sweet, very bad for you.

Popular reviews

  • Death to 2021

    Death to 2021


    I know Adam McKay had nothing to do with this but Adam McKay must be stopped

  • Ax 'Em

    Ax 'Em


    Ax 'Em is a Cinematic Masterpiece for the following reasons:

    -There’s a character named Breakfast.

    -The audio is unintelligible.

    -This film is directed by Michael “Mfumay” Mfume.

    -In most scenes the music is so loud that you can’t even get an idea of what the characters are talking about

    -Revolutionary use of long takes where the director makes the bold choice to not coordinate anyone or anything

    -There’s a character named Breakfast.

    -You can hear the director saying “cut” at…