Caroline’s review published on Letterboxd:
Look you either like the movie about a magical wish-fulfillment stone that grants you a date with Pedro Pascal or you don’t.
This is such a weird movie I am in awe. Main villain’s evil plan is to try and touch as many people as possible at once.
Every man in this movie is this
You can always count on DC to serve a dimly lit CGI soup as the final course
Also for a movie stuffed with 80s references the one we actually should have gotten was the villain’s head exploding à la Scanners I was shocked honestly when it didn’t happen the set up was there