Cameron Berkman’s review published on Letterboxd:
This movie rules. It’s not a competition, but if it were, this would SMOKE Ron Howard’s Inferno, which is based on a Dan Brown book. This movie is not based on a Dan Brown book, it’s based on a cursed book of witchy prose poems from the 1800s written in the throes of opium addiction.
Again, not a competition. (Because this would dominate.)