Favorite films

  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
  • Husbands
  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
  • The Bridge on the River Kwai

Recent activity

  • Small Engine Repair


  • Bad Boys II

  • Lost Highway


  • Wild at Heart


Recent reviews

  • Small Engine Repair

    Small Engine Repair


    Criminally overlooked and under discussed; came for the mystery, stayed for Bernthal and Wigham. Two of the most committed and entertaining character actors working today. It was a pleasure to see them together chewing the scenery like absolute animals.

  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II

    How bad they are, those bad boys
    Who bask in the ever setting Miami sun
    And fire their glocks high up toward heaven
    And scream in flighty banter as their bullets fly straighter
    Than any bullets should

    It is said in darkened, unheard rooms
    That when the bad boys aim their glocks skyward
    At the apex of their ascent
    The lips of angels stretch down 
    And kiss their bullets
    Before the fall

Popular reviews

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    Pride and Penisjuice

    Major revision on my previous thoughts. This is one of the most cohesive and coherent and collectively astounding pieces of romantic filmmaking one could ever hope to experience. A modern classic in the truest sense. Joe Wright always knows exactly what he’s doing with mathematic structural precision.

    Mind-boggling how quiet yet satisfying that climax is. Everything before it has been so ardently sumptuous, and yet in the moment we’ve been seeking the whole film all is silent and…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    My grandma goes to the same parade in Lake Mills, Wisconsin every year. She doesn’t live there, and it’s quite a trek, but I have relatives who are residents and it’s where I went to high school. She loves attending it because there’s a big towing company in the town called Topel’s Towing and they always drive their massive tow rigs in the middle of the parade. Now, when I was going to school there, it was like a second…