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Friday night double features

102 films

Or take the whole weekend if you have to, I don’t give a shit.

Paired with our house red.

  • There Will Be Blood
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Zodiac
  • Michael Clayton

We Need To Talk About Two-thousand Seven

44 films

“You ain’t never gonna see another one like me. If you live to be 5,000!”

  • The Social Network
  • Breathless
  • Godzilla vs. Kong
  • Ad Astra
  • Dragged Across Concrete

I Prefer Barret

16 films

Films on which Tim Ehrhardt’s thoughts are almost entirely worthless.

  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
  • Blade Runner
  • Stalker
  • Chinatown
  • The Thing

My 100 Favorite Films: or Movies That Are Better Than The Social Network

100 films

IMPORTANT NOTE: Every single one of these is better than The Social Network, including Master of Disguise, and everyone else…

  • Charlotte's Web
  • Up
  • Schindler's List
  • The Green Mile
  • The Hunt

Movies That Made Me Cry

12 films

Notes for where exactly they got me

  • The Descent
  • L'Argent
  • Uncut Gems
  • Battleship Potemkin
  • Come and See

Films That Bully Kids in Highschool But Are Really Just Lashing Out Because They Have Something Going on at Home That They Don’t Know How to Deal With

32 films

For some reason or another these are the movies I know I’d dread running into in the hallway on my…

  • Chinatown
  • Andrei Rublev
  • The Conformist
  • Seven Samurai
  • There Will Be Blood

Top 10 of All Time

10 films

Objectively the ten greatest films ever created.

  • Raging Bull
  • Taxi Driver
  • Silence
  • Casino
  • The Age of Innocence

Scorsese Ranked

23 films

  • The Tree of Life
  • The Master
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Silence
  • Amour

Top 50 Films of the 2010’s

29 films

This decade has in a way revived my love for the movies while suffocating my love of attending them. A…

  • Alec Baldwin: Unscripted
  • Midnight Mass
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Pretend It's a City
  • The Power of the Dog

2021 Ranked

27 films

In high school they called him ‘goat fucker.’ Now he fucks goats… for the stars.”

  • Twentieth Century
  • Near Dark
  • Gunga Din
  • Cleopatra Jones
  • Wings

TCM Roullette

7 films

Turn on Turner Classic Movies and force yourself to sit through whatever comes on. Guaranteed to up your film IQ,…