Me: A24, why have you terrified me so much with this movie & your other horror movies?
A24: 🎶BECAUSE WE’RE A24, & LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!🎶
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllPinned reviews
More-
-
Love, Simon 2018
I might as well say this… I’m bi.
I’ve been out as bi since March. In fact, Love, Simon was the film that led me to realize that I was bi. When I saw it, I saw something similar to how I felt (minus the blackmail part, of course). I didn’t feel ashamed about being bi, like how Simon didn’t feel ashamed about being gay. I was just afraid to tell the people closest to me, out of fear that…
Recent reviews
More-
Happy Death Day 2U 2019
Tree Gelbman will defeat Thanos!
(Also… I’m low-key mad that they missed out on a perfect opportunity to use the 1976 disco masterpiece Right Back Where We Started From by Maxine Nightingale!)
-
Popular reviews
More-
Bad Times at the El Royale 2018
2 old women sat in front of me & would not shut up throughout the whole film. After the show, I asked them what they thought, & of course, they hated it. I then told them, “Well if you wouldn’t talk so damn loud during the film, maybe you would’ve liked it!” I now feel God in this Chili’s tonight because of that.
The film was fantastic, by the way. It’s so stylish, brilliant, & cool as fuck.
-
A Simple Favor 2018
Film Critic Cameron: It was messy, but it was alright.
Middle-Aged White Woman Cameron: Ooh, THIS WAS A SERVE!
