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  • Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

    Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

    ★★★★½

    i cried... and like alot

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    ★★★

    red riding hood needs to shut the fuck up with her bubblegum dum dum looking head ass

  • Uncharted - Live Action Fan Film

    Uncharted - Live Action Fan Film

    uncharted is one of my favorite video games of all time and THIS FAN FILM? where do I sign a petition to make a full 2 hour film with the same cast????

  • Ocean's 8

    Ocean's 8

    ★★★★★

    “oh, honey, is this a proposal?”
    “baby, i don’t have a diamond yet” 

    *gina linetti’s voice* did anybody else get a little bit of a gay vibe?

  • The Mercy

    The Mercy

    ★★★

    thank you for bringing two of my favorite people, rachel and colin. my eyes are watery as hell.

  • We Don't Belong Here

    We Don't Belong Here

    ★★

    god I miss anton so much!

  • Billionaire Boys Club

    Billionaire Boys Club

    ★★½

    this is some white boy nonsense right here but taron's american accent is amazing

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    I’m always here for pierce brosnan and his flat ass voice.

  • Tangled

    Tangled

    ★★★★½

    flynn rider?? hot?? excuse me but have you not met rapunzel’s dad???

  • Penelope

    Penelope

    ★★½

    the pig nose isn’t even that embarrassing, james mcavoys haircut is.

  • The Princess Diaries

    The Princess Diaries

    ★★★★★

    fun fact: this was the first ever movie I’ve ever saw at the cinema, I think I was 3 or 5 during the time.

  • Labor Day

    Labor Day

    ★★

    oh wow. maybe I want a josh brolin as an escaped prisoner in my house now.