Welcome to my Cinematic Time Capsule!
Favorites are 5 star films that rotate on a whim.
”Are you experiencing any kind of
temporal anomaly in you life?”
This is like the cute and sensitive little brother of Groundhog and Palm Springs, and as much as I want to appreciate it for what it is, on the inside I just kept thinking, “Why can’t you be cool and funny like your older brothers?”
Does this make me a bad person?
”Technically we’re just the shadows of 4th dimensional people”
Taking trips is awesome
Now THIS is how you make a slice of life movie.
Alfonso Cuarón proves once for all, that he truly is a master of finesse.
Life is like the foam,
so give yourself away like the sea.
”Does it hurt?”
“Only when I’m awake”
I love soda-pop, but if you leave it open on the counter for a week, it’ll taste exactly like this movie… Great ingredients, but disappointingly flat.
How did a cast this awesome with a fun premise, turn out such a bland and tasteless soft drink?
”What does that mean?”
“I don’t know what it means…. it’s very old”
BONUS POINTS to Christopher Walken, who with…
”You got any idea what kinda job
I’m throwing down this time?”
Vince Vaughn comes out swinging as the world’s most annoying jackass who manages to say and do the wrong thing every time.
This pseudo followup to Swingers was Jon Favreau’s directorial debut. Sadly it’s not quite as smooth and suffers from some tonal and pacing issues. However, watching Vaughn get under Peter Falk’s skin is hilarious and well worth the price of admission.
”Well….. that’s one way to handle people”
”Not a single animal benefited from this war…not a single one.”
I have so many unanswered questions…
What happened to Don Lewis?
What does the word Bhagavan actually mean?
Do the pizzas vary from day to day depending on what Wal-Mart products are available?
And most importantly, where do I get the complete collection of uncut Exotic Joe music videos?
”Some mistakes were made…some attitudes got out of hand…”
”Kung fu applied to sport?”
This absurdly silly movie is probably as close as we’ll ever get to a live-action cartoon. It feels like Stephen Chow received a CGI visual effects machine for Christmas, and he wants to find out what each and every button does.
I have to admit, it’s such a goofy good time that I can’t help but admire it’s gleefully fun energy.
”I sing to express my admiration”
“This gentleman’s song is creative and sincere”