๐Ÿ“€ Cammmalot ๐Ÿ“€

๐Ÿ“€ Cammmalot ๐Ÿ“€


Welcome to my Cinematic Time Capsule!

Favorite films

  • The Seventh Seal
  • The Prestige
  • Fargo
  • There Will Be Blood

Recent activity

  • An Evening with Robin Williams


  • She Will


  • Alice, Darling


  • The Final Terror


Pinned reviews

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk on a profile page. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. Now, youโ€™re here because you have an unhealthy fascination with these live action remakes. Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a live-action remake yourself.

    Can you do that?

    My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help much beloved classics,โ€ฆ

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    โ€Hey dorks, what are we blowing up?โ€

    Today on HOW DID THEY DO THAT weโ€™ll be looking at some of the mind-blowing practical effects from, FAST X.

    Of course thereโ€™s certain things that have to be done with the aid of computers, but whatโ€™s truly incredible, is when a film production decides to push the limits of what can be done physically and actually attempts to perform some seemingly impossible sequences in real life. Hereโ€™s Jorge Gonzola, the man inโ€ฆ

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Popular reviews

  • The Fly

    The Fly


    This movie taught me two important life lessons:

    1. Buy duplicates of a single outfit so you donโ€™t waste brainpower trying to decide what to wear.

    2. Donโ€™t drink and teleport.

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    โ€Youโ€™ll eat less than you desire and more than you deserveโ€

    A devilish dining experience of catharsis and revenge for anyone whoโ€™s ever had to serve.

    Here is a five course of sampling of the delicacies I most enjoyed during this viewing experience. And of course, weโ€™ll endeavor to make your reading as pleasant as possible.

    โœ… Amuse-Bouche: The Boat Trip

    I love that we jump right into story without a long preamble. The entire film is setup in aโ€ฆ