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The Little Mermaid 2023
Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk on a profile page. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. Now, youโre here because you have an unhealthy fascination with these live action remakes. Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a live-action remake yourself.
Can you do that?
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help much beloved classics,โฆ
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Fast X 2023
โHey dorks, what are we blowing up?โ
Today on HOW DID THEY DO THAT weโll be looking at some of the mind-blowing practical effects from, FAST X.
Of course thereโs certain things that have to be done with the aid of computers, but whatโs truly incredible, is when a film production decides to push the limits of what can be done physically and actually attempts to perform some seemingly impossible sequences in real life. Hereโs Jorge Gonzola, the man inโฆ
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Meantime 1983
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1983 Marathon - Film #101Whoโs a lovely boy then, eh?โ
Welcome to early 80โs Britain, where no oneโs working. So, just to keep busy, they spend most of their time seeing who can scream the loudest about unhappy they are.
The year before this film came out, Tim Roth had his film debut as the rough & tumble skinhead hoodlum of Made in Britain. But here, he pulls a complete 180 and transforms himself into a meeklyโฆ
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Kandahar 2023
โI just want to go home.โ
Bummer, now I feel bad that I didnโt like The Covenant even more than I already didโฆ ๐
โOur coverโs blown.. get your stuff.โ
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The Menu 2022
โYouโll eat less than you desire and more than you deserveโ
A devilish dining experience of catharsis and revenge for anyone whoโs ever had to serve.
Here is a five course of sampling of the delicacies I most enjoyed during this viewing experience. And of course, weโll endeavor to make your reading as pleasant as possible.
โ Amuse-Bouche: The Boat Trip
I love that we jump right into story without a long preamble. The entire film is setup in aโฆ