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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★½ Watched 31 May 2023 19

  Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk on a profile page. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. Now, you’re here because you have an unhealthy fascination with these live action remakes. Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a live-action remake yourself.

  Can you do that?

  My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help much beloved classics,…

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★½ Watched 19 May 2023 12

  ”Hey dorks, what are we blowing up?”

  Today on HOW DID THEY DO THAT we’ll be looking at some of the mind-blowing practical effects from, FAST X.

  Of course there’s certain things that have to be done with the aid of computers, but what’s truly incredible, is when a film production decides to push the limits of what can be done physically and actually attempts to perform some seemingly impossible sequences in real life. Here’s Jorge Gonzola, the man in…

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  Meantime 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2023

  Cinematic Time Capsule
  1983 Marathon - Film #101

  Who’s a lovely boy then, eh?”

  Welcome to early 80’s Britain, where no one’s working. So, just to keep busy, they spend most of their time seeing who can scream the loudest about unhappy they are.

  The year before this film came out, Tim Roth had his film debut as the rough & tumble skinhead hoodlum of Made in Britain. But here, he pulls a complete 180 and transforms himself into a meekly…

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  Kandahar 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 May 2023 2

  ”I just want to go home.”

  Bummer, now I feel bad that I didn’t like The Covenant even more than I already did… 😕

  ”Our cover’s blown.. get your stuff.”

  
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Popular reviews

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2020 21

  This movie taught me two important life lessons:

  1. Buy duplicates of a single outfit so you don’t waste brainpower trying to decide what to wear.

  2. Don’t drink and teleport.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2022 12

  ”You’ll eat less than you desire and more than you deserve”

  A devilish dining experience of catharsis and revenge for anyone who’s ever had to serve.

  Here is a five course of sampling of the delicacies I most enjoyed during this viewing experience. And of course, we’ll endeavor to make your reading as pleasant as possible.

  ✅ Amuse-Bouche: The Boat Trip

  I love that we jump right into story without a long preamble. The entire film is setup in a…