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“It hurts on the inside.”
This pointless reboot is such a misguided misfire that for it’s sole music cue it mystifyingly goes with Nitzer EBB rather than Prodigy’s ”Firestarter”?!?!
These two songs are so close in vibe that the only thing I can figure is that Prodigy took one look at this lame-ass disaster and simply said, “NOPE!”
“I’d hoped this would have gone better”
"How much experience do you guys have with the Multiverse?"
As a casual observer of the Marvel Universe, watching this film felt like I was being given a major exam that I was obviously very under-prepared for….
And it’s gonna take a lot more than a #2 pencil and winking Zombie Doctor to summon up the answers to my multiverse of questions.
"Rule #1 of Multiversal Travel: We don’t know anything"
”I was wondering if you could come to our house and bless it”
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be an exorcist.
I was a priest. You know, and we always called each other Father. Like you said to somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a Father. He's one of us." You understand? We were Fathers. Priests.
Anything I wanted was a phone…
”He accuses everyone of murder”
“It is a problem, I admit”
The real problem is that there needs to be murder before Poirot can actually start solving the murder, and this boat ride takes forever to finally reach destination death.
Along with trying to break a record for the world’s longest first act, Branagh also likes to spend a huge amount of time showing off his sense of visual flair.
He’s like that rich kid, we all knew growing up,…