Welcome to my Cinematic Time Capsule!
The Little Mermaid 2023
Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk on a profile page. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. Now, you’re here because you have an unhealthy fascination with these live action remakes. Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a live-action remake yourself.
Can you do that?
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help much beloved classics,…
Fast X 2023
”Hey dorks, what are we blowing up?”
Today on HOW DID THEY DO THAT we’ll be looking at some of the mind-blowing practical effects from, FAST X.
Of course there’s certain things that have to be done with the aid of computers, but what’s truly incredible, is when a film production decides to push the limits of what can be done physically and actually attempts to perform some seemingly impossible sequences in real life. Here’s Jorge Gonzola, the man in…
Cinematic Time Capsule
1983 Marathon - Film #101
Who’s a lovely boy then, eh?”
Welcome to early 80’s Britain, where no one’s working. So, just to keep busy, they spend most of their time seeing who can scream the loudest about unhappy they are.
The year before this film came out, Tim Roth had his film debut as the rough & tumble skinhead hoodlum of Made in Britain. But here, he pulls a complete 180 and transforms himself into a meekly…
”I just want to go home.”
Bummer, now I feel bad that I didn’t like The Covenant even more than I already did… 😕
”Our cover’s blown.. get your stuff.”
Cinematic Time Capsule – 2023 Ranked
The Menu 2022
”You’ll eat less than you desire and more than you deserve”
A devilish dining experience of catharsis and revenge for anyone who’s ever had to serve.
Here is a five course of sampling of the delicacies I most enjoyed during this viewing experience. And of course, we’ll endeavor to make your reading as pleasant as possible.
✅ Amuse-Bouche: The Boat Trip
I love that we jump right into story without a long preamble. The entire film is setup in a…