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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
What if Drive-Away Dolls were a lot more Blood Simple?
โA bit more powerful than punch, isnโt it?โ
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Arthur the King 2024
FUN FACT: The following year eight teams showed up to the adventure race with canine mascots of their own. However, by that time, the IRC had already banned the use of what they called: PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DOGS.
Three years later, there was even more controversy, when the winning team, De-Scepter was disqualified, because it was discovered that their fourth team member, โMr Belvedereโ was actually a labradoodle in disguise.
No extra meatballs for you my friend.
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004
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2004 Marathon - Film #150Dear Captain Anderson,
I am a movie watcher from Portland, Oregon. A walking trail runs behind our house to the local cinema where I spend most of my time, and I collect and catalogue DVDs, Blu-rays and 4Ks.
You are probably my one of, if not the favorite, person I have ever studied. I plan to be either:
a) an oceanographer
b) an diving helmet designer
c) a cocktail mixologist specializing inโฆ
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Godzilla: Final Wars 2004
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2004 Marathon - Film #146Great Neo Vibes of Kaiju!
Itโs Godzillaโs 50th anniversary and Tohoโs bringing back the entire gang for one final gonzo Millennium series blowout. Not only that, but thereโs also an alien invasion subplot that rips so hard on the Wachowskis youโd think it was an ill-concieved Matrix reboot.
So pour the drinks and pop the popcorn, โcause this chaotic cheeseballโs going out in a frenetic explosion of all-out mayhem! And seriously, ifโฆ
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No Country for Old Men 2007
โIโm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.โ
I love this film for everything it doesnโt do.
It doesnโt give us the initial shootout.
It doesnโt give us the final shootout.
It doesnโt give us unsourced music.
It doesnโt give us easy answers
And heck, we canโt even connect the dots without some deep thought, a few beers and a couple of viewings.In total it doesnโt do all the things a lesser movie would feelโฆ