Favorite films

  • The Gambler
  • Cure
  • True Romance
  • The Beach Bum

Recent activity

  • A Haunting in Venice


  • The Handmaiden


  • The Equalizer 3


  • A Cure for Wellness


Pinned reviews

  • TÁR



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There’s been a lot of chatter lately as to the interpretation of the third act of what I'd consider to be the best film so far of this young decade. There’s the camp that feels everything occurring after the encounter with the dog is a dream. There are those who dismiss that as a reductive cop-out. I think it’s something else entirely.

    From its opening shot labeling her haunted, once you consider TÁR as a ghost story, it becomes difficult…

Recent reviews

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    There was more dread and suspense in the Hash-Slinging Slasher episode of Spongebob 

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden


    You could make a hell of a “Blank Space” fancam with this

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