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  • Drag Me to Hell

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  • Ghost Rider

    Ghost Rider

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    Whenever Ghost Rider's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Ghost Rider?".
    One of the few movies where less Cage is actually prefered. All I wanted to see was heavy metal Ghost Rider doing stupidly ridiculous awesome things like riding up a building or across the desert or saying cool things. Fuck a story. Give me random task Ghost Rider and I'm good.
    This is so close to being a dumb fun Evil Dead of the superhero genre type movie, but it kind of just ended up being hilariously bad. Which isn't all bad.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

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    Wherever I thought this movie was going to go, I was sincerely wrong. But not disappointed. What a ridiculous film.

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

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    They really don't need to keep making these movies. Warner Bros; you are under no obligation. They aren't that profitable. They aren't artistically significant. They are written by the world's wealthiest TERF. They are directed by the world's least inspired, yet most complicit director. You fired the titular character of the second film. You wrote out the female protagonist of the previous two films. Eddie Redmayne is the main character. I do not see where this story could be going in any meaningful or interesting direction.
    You can stop.

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Sony is so generous! They'll give terrible writers and terrible directors their long awaited opportunity to continuously one-up themselves in making the worst superhero movie of the early 2000s.
    Until this film I was in the Jared Leto indifference camp. But now I've booked a round trip on the Jared Leto hate express.

    Also, and I don't think I need to say this but, this is Sony's fault.