"I just didn't want you to think I was crazy." 

you know your film is something particularly special when tessa thompsons dildo earrings aren't even in the top 5 best things about it. boots riley does more than bend genres here; he puts them all in a blender and hits liquify, giving us a psychout smoothie movie that sticks several landings at once. nothing short of a miracle.

i dont wanna hear jack shit about tom cruise's stunts in those mission impossible movies when buster keaton managed to do what he did in a film this romantic and grand that was released almost 100 years ago

me: hi

frances mcdormand: shut the fuck up and die ugly

me: oh my god yes anything for you

gotta say this live action adaptation of the barbie horse adventures video games got seriously intense