you know that video of that girl who eats the worlds hottest pepper and she convulses and starts crying and has to be escorted to the hospital? yeah this movie is the 2 hour emotional equivalent of that

i hate matthew vaughn for taking advantage of my current fragile emotional state because when pedro pascal took out that bar full of guys i may have shed a tear or two or ten

do you think instead of yelling "action!" in between takes darren aronofsky said "alright gang time to do the Absolute Most"

david fincher i DEMAND to know what you did with the second armie hammer