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  • Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    Thunderbolt and Lightfoot


    “Look, kid, go fuck a duck.”

  • Beowulf



    The grotesque mo-cap animation of The Polar Express is actually put to good use here in a laughably lurid and stupid way. Not a good film but worth watching just for Beowulf’s fight against Crispin Glover’s Grendel that manages to channel Austin Powers.

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  • Suspiria



    No remake will ever be able to live up to this, Argento’s masterpiece.

  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


    Ugly, dumb, and doesn’t even have the decency to lop Paltrow’s head off at the end.