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  • The Beaches of Agnès
  • Arrival
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • The Half of It

    ★★★½

  • The Note

  • Last and First Men

  • Lord of the Ants

    ★★★

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  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    ★★★★

    One of the stupidly sexiest movies ever I think. I found my attention focused a lot on Jane's character in this (uptenth) watch. The image of the perfect housewife that looms over her during the whole movie and then the dumbest resolution ever when she dresses as a (hot, fuck so hot) model husband. Climatic in a visual way, subtle as a baobab trunk for everything else. But hey I don't watch this movie thinking about themes, but:
    💥biceps
    💥leather
    💥horny
    Eight out of ten, but a ten for the bonk I need on my head

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★½

    (The best part was when my highschool and my Bergamo appeared. I'll stop strutting now)

    I dont understand all the enthusiasm. Please explain to me why everybody likes this movie so much.

    Dialogues are half of the times completely nonsense and when they try to be profound all that comes out is commonplaces instead.
    No character but Elio has a real personality, Oliver in particular is a shadow and it's impossible to understand which are his purposes, as a researcher…

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