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  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    biggest disappointment of 2017, by fucking far. not that i was expecting a masterpiece, nothing like that, but really?? it's a movie so vile, offensive, stupid, mindbogglingly BAD in every way i just can't. i can't. fuck this.

  • One Day

    One Day


    it's... fine? yeah, i was never big on contemporary rom-coms and this doesn't change my mind at all, but it's actually pretty ok for what it is. at least it does have an interesting concept, and the ending left me saaaad. don't ever date, guys.

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  • Sicario



    The best episode of Narcos I have ever seen.

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Some thoughts (it's late, I'm scared):

    - The soundtrack. Holy shit. Even better than It Follows in this aspect; in many others too.
    - The writing is this is better than most dramas. Let that sink in.
    - Fuck you, audiences of the world. Fuck off. Just go watch Annabelle. (please don't call me a prick if you didn't like The Witch, but please do if you laughed loudly at your screening)
    - Not since Eraserhead I've been so scared…