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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    i can't help but feel that this could've been good with at least a few rewrites. as is, this sequel largely ignores the rules of the first movie. remember when it was dangerous for the characters to die outside of their own game? remember when ralph actually wrecked stuff? in this one, ralph spends over a DAY outside of his game with no consequence at all, whereas in the first one it almost gets shut down for good when he…

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas


    i hate christmas

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  • Sicario



    The best episode of Narcos I have ever seen.

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Some thoughts (it's late, I'm scared):

    - The soundtrack. Holy shit. Even better than It Follows in this aspect; in many others too.
    - The writing is this is better than most dramas. Let that sink in.
    - Fuck you, audiences of the world. Fuck off. Just go watch Annabelle. (please don't call me a prick if you didn't like The Witch, but please do if you laughed loudly at your screening)
    - Not since Eraserhead I've been so scared…