We're like the people chained up in the cave in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy.

Favorite films

  • Pain and Glory
  • Happy Together
  • Bound
  • The Handmaiden

Recent activity

  • Batman & Robin


  • Game Night


  • The Baby


  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker


Recent reviews

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    "Now that's some cute full circle bullshit."

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    I ain't mad.

    Honestly, at this point, that this merely bored me rather than offending makes it a success. It's still gonna make a billion goddamn dollars no matter what anyone with an ounce of intellect says about it. So who gives a shit? It's way too long, barely has a coherent plot, and doesn't even really function as a sequel, but the characters people actually like from the original movie come back and they kiss at the end. Pass the popcorn!

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