The sound being all over the place was a deliberate prank, right? I was riding the volume buttons like a white-knuckled jockey the whole movie.
"What if Charlie's Angels was also Sailor Moon, Scooby-Doo, and Bond by way of Barbie, all rolled into one batshit package?"
-Some horny French weirdo, being struck by divine inspiration
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I ain't mad.
Honestly, at this point, that this merely bored me rather than offending makes it a success. It's still gonna make a billion goddamn dollars no matter what anyone with an ounce of intellect says about it. So who gives a shit? It's way too long, barely has a coherent plot, and doesn't even really function as a sequel, but the characters people actually like from the original movie come back and they kiss at the end. Pass the popcorn!
Monsters rule, okay!
(YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH, YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH)
Racism, homophobia, ableism, AMAZING GUTBUSTING SLAPSTICK FIGHT WITH A CAT PUPPET, transphobia, racism…