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  • A Cinderella Story

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  • Cats

    Cats

    Here’s the thing about Cats, as an entity- Cats is really fucking weird. Just as a musical by itself, even as a book of poems, it’s bizarre. It is also incredibly British, cat-centric (as you would assume), and horny. Oh boy, is it horny.

    So you consider all of this, and then you ask yourself: is a big-budget musical a la The Greatest Showman involving horny, British cats really what should be the holiday blockbuster of 2019? NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

    Go read the rest over on my brand new blog: 1080mm.wtf/2020/01/12/cats-2019/

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story

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    honestly I would die for jennifer coolidge



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  • Bride & Prejudice

    Bride & Prejudice

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    my power is out and I'm bored and I need all of you to understand that this is the best Pride & Prejudice adaptation ever made

    - BOLLYWOOD
    - director of Bend it Like Beckham
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    the songs are just incredible
    - high class camp all the time

    like I am beyond here for Colin Firth in the wet shirt, climbing out of a lake like a sexy sea monster, but give me that deconstructivist racial commentary with my Austen

  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids

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    problematic opinion of the day: none of Y'all "get" Robert Rodriguez