mike carf

mike carf

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“this pot is making you aggressive.”

- Tom Cruise

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Lighthouse

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  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★★

  • Training Day

    ★★★★

  • Rush Hour 3

    ★★

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    "You’re struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose."

    Spider-Man Movies - Ranked

    It's a damn good time to be a Spider-Man fan

    My problem with the first two Holland Spider-Man movies was that they didn't feel like Spider-Man movies at all. They felt like stereotypical MCU movies that they managed to shoehorn Spider-Man into. It felt like he was thrown into a universe that he just didn't belong in

    This, in my opinion,…

  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    ★★

    "This never happened to the other fella."

    James Bond - Ranked

    On Her Majesty’s Secret Service was the Bond film I saved for last for a couple of reasons, but being the completionist that I am I had to watch it -

    gotta say - straight up didn’t like this one. Sorry, George

    Lazenby looks like a caricature of Bond (literally and metaphorically) and while it’s not his fault he looks that way, I just don’t think he fits the bill…

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?

    full of paranoia, suspense, and some really kick-ass special effects, john carpenter’s The Thing is another great contribution to the genre and one of the best monster movies ever made

    with a rock-solid story and an overall super unique feeling to it - The Thing is an absolute classic and one of the best movies of the 1980s

    also contains one of the most talented doggos i've ever seen. fantastic performance from jed the vancouver island wolf

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★

    Batman Returns is such a Christmas movie I’m PISSED about the fact that this was released in June of ‘92 and not DECEMBER