50% boring 50% insane. NO ONE understands metaphors in this movie: Seagal is holding at gunpoint a guy who has a screwdriver in his hand and he says "This is like bringing a screwdriver to a gunfight." No, it's not LIKE that, it is EXACTLY FUCKING THAT. Then some dude tells Keenen Ivory Wayans "You say tomato..." to which he replies "Yo motherfucker I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists." The absolute most insane dialogue in this movie however, one…
Do you see what happens when an entitled fanbase boycots a movie because it didn't give them exactly what they wanted? DO YOU SEE?! An initiative that produced something that is so insanely gorgeous, so utterly submerged in foreboding gloom, so refreshingly unconcerned about losing you as a viewer... only to prematurely get its plug pulled, leaving us forever wondering about what could have been. And boy, don't even get me started about the soundtrack. You wanna know how I feel about the soundtrack? ONE BILLION FUCKING STARS.
Simultaneously the worst Michael Myers and the best Halloween movie.