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  • The Glimmer Man

    The Glimmer Man

    50% boring 50% insane. NO ONE understands metaphors in this movie: Seagal is holding at gunpoint a guy who has a screwdriver in his hand and he says "This is like bringing a screwdriver to a gunfight." No, it's not LIKE that, it is EXACTLY FUCKING THAT. Then some dude tells Keenen Ivory Wayans "You say tomato..." to which he replies "Yo motherfucker I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists." The absolute most insane dialogue in this movie however, one…

  • Fraternity Vacation

    Fraternity Vacation

    A mom fainting at the sight of a group of people mooning her has to be the most 80's thing in cinema history. Like just imagine that, the sight of random, unexpected butts being so powerful you lose consciousness.

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    I've had to wait 30 years for a new Munchie movie but I can confirm he finally "hangs ten".

  • Showdown

    Showdown

    Karate Kid rip-off that knows it and hits a bunch of (sometimes too) familiar beats. The main kid looks 30, Billy Blanks is a kung fu janitor, and Brion James showing up every 10 minutes just to shout at people means it gets my seal of approval.

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Do you see what happens when an entitled fanbase boycots a movie because it didn't give them exactly what they wanted? DO YOU SEE?! An initiative that produced something that is so insanely gorgeous, so utterly submerged in foreboding gloom, so refreshingly unconcerned about losing you as a viewer... only to prematurely get its plug pulled, leaving us forever wondering about what could have been. And boy, don't even get me started about the soundtrack. You wanna know how I feel about the soundtrack? ONE BILLION FUCKING STARS.

    Simultaneously the worst Michael Myers and the best Halloween movie.

  • Ice Cream Man

    Ice Cream Man

    my favorite piece of ice cream man trivia is that they recently tried to do a kickstarter for part 2 but only managed to get 4 out of their 300k goal and half of that came from 1 backer who pledged 2k to pick an ice cream flavor in the movie