RSS feed for Carlofornia

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Pinned reviews

More
  • C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud

    C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud

    ★★

    If nothing else this movie indirectly inspired me to create the first official CHUD Buddies Movie Magazine which is on sale right now!!! Shameless plug, over.

  • Rockula

    Rockula

    ★★★★

    (puts cap on backwards)

    My name is Rapula and I'm here to say
    I love stupid movies in a major way

Recent reviews

More
  • Scared Stiff

    Scared Stiff

    ★★★

    What a wild movie, man. Not necessarily a good one because it jumps around way too much for that, but then there is that ever-reliable Hong Kong final act insanity that justifies whatever came before. Mostly, in this case. So Michael Miu and his adult incel son Eric Tsang are living together, Michael is kind of a ladies man who enables Eric Tsang dressing up as his robot butler whenever he wants to ogle Michael's girlfriends taking their clothes off…

  • Her Vengeance

    Her Vengeance

    ★★★★

    Kind of simmers without really coming to its boiling point until the final all-out brawl in which Pauline Wong & Lam Ching-ying go full-on Kevin McAllister on Billy Chow & his buddy. Legit turns into Home Alone at that point, but with 75% more death and Lam Ching-ying's weapon of choice being his own gat damn wheelchair. Holy shit, fuckin' legend.

Popular reviews

More
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★★★

    Do you see what happens when an entitled fanbase boycots a movie because it didn't give them exactly what they wanted? DO YOU SEE?! An initiative that produced something that is so insanely gorgeous, so utterly submerged in foreboding gloom, so refreshingly unconcerned about losing you as a viewer... only to prematurely get its plug pulled, leaving us forever wondering about what could have been. And boy, don't even get me started about the soundtrack. You wanna know how I…

  • The Blob

    The Blob

    ★★★★★

    Another one for the pile of shame in that I somehow thought this movie was all visual fx and nothing else??? Even if that was the case, it would still be amazing, so yeah I'm a dork. But I'll NEVER take this kinda shit for granted again (I totally will).