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  • Dream Demon

    Dream Demon


    I Can't Believe It's Not Argento!®

  • It Came from Outer Space

    It Came from Outer Space


    I thought this was "It Conquered the World" when I put it on so I kept waiting for that dumb monster to show up until I fell asleep. Good times.

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    Do you see what happens when an entitled fanbase boycots a movie because it didn't give them exactly what they wanted? DO YOU SEE?! An initiative that produced something that is so insanely gorgeous, so utterly submerged in foreboding gloom, so refreshingly unconcerned about losing you as a viewer... only to prematurely get its plug pulled, leaving us forever wondering about what could have been. And boy, don't even get me started about the soundtrack. You wanna know how I…

  • Tough Guys Don't Dance

    Tough Guys Don't Dance


    Imagine Tommy Wiseau wrote a spec script for Twin Peaks, someone only cleaned up the language to sound like actual English, but changed nothing else; then Golan & Globus got like, Vampire's Kiss Nic Cage to be an acting coach; and finally put everyone on a strict diet of cocaine. I'm 100% convinced that every ounce shown in the movie is the real deal, and NONE of it went to waste. Everyone in this movie is certifiable, and the grandiose garbage…