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  • Battle Beyond the Stars

    Battle Beyond the Stars

    ★★★★

    "With a good script, a good director can produce a masterpiece. With the same script, a mediocre director can produce a passable film. But with a bad script even a good director can’t possibly make a good film. For truly cinematic expression, the camera and the microphone must be able to cross both fire and water. The script must be something that has the power to do this."

    — Akira Kurosawa

    "One of the space samurai has to have like, really big boobies."

    — Jimmy T. Murakami

  • Rockula

    Rockula

    ★★★★

    (puts cap on backwards)

    My name is Rapula and I'm here to say
    I love stupid movies in a major way

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  • City War

    City War

    ★★★

    City War aka A Pretty Decent Tomorrow isn't a waste of time if you're jonesin' for some heroic bloodshed that reunites Hong Kong's most beloved bromance, just don't expect it to be John Woo-level.

  • Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

    Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

    ★★

    Don't mind me, just chasing that Thundering Mantis high.
    Meanwhile, I drew Leung Kar-yan today. www.instagram.com/p/Bsqf6SoFfLG/

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★★★

    Do you see what happens when an entitled fanbase boycots a movie because it didn't give them exactly what they wanted? DO YOU SEE?! An initiative that produced something that is so insanely gorgeous, so utterly submerged in foreboding gloom, so refreshingly unconcerned about losing you as a viewer... only to prematurely get its plug pulled, leaving us forever wondering about what could have been. And boy, don't even get me started about the soundtrack. You wanna know how I…

  • Heavy Metal

    Heavy Metal

    I feel a little bad talking shit about Heavy Metal/Metal Hurlant because it was a great place for alt comics and even inspired a bunch of my favorite manga artists such as Taiyo Matsumoto and Toyokazu Matsunaga, but (for example) Moebius' art doesn't really animate well unless you put a budget behind it. Also: this is some straight up wish fulfilment anime that made babyboomer dudes think every girl's gotta look like a fruit basket and can't wait to bone…