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Nope 2022
Even with it’s gripping tension, clever camera work, cool score and effective build up, this movie left me kind of frustrated. I was totally on board for the first 3/4, then the finale rolled around. It got pretty dumb during the finale. The reveals were lame and there was barely any character development to be found. It may be an entertaining film with intriguing concepts, but it’s definitely my least favourite Jordan Peele movie.
6.5/10
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Summer of Soul (...or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) 2021
"It was just all so beautiful"
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No Time to Die 2021
"Poor Daniel Craig, he didn't deserve to die on that island"
-My mum"Oh... Poor James Bond"
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The Florida Project 2017
A lot of people don’t like the ending but I took ecstasy eighteen minutes so I really don’t give a shit what you think. Plus it’s rude for you to even say that to me when I just said I really like this movie so please shut the fuck up.
Anyway the performances are so raw - just like the sex I constantly have. The dialogue is naturalistic but never boring. The whole film flows incredibly well.
I showed this…
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Tangerine 2015
If you don’t like this movie you’re homophobic - there I said it, plain and simple. So am I - homophobic I mean - but I’m gay so I’m allowed to be. Plus I love this movie so shut the fuck up.
I’m not like other gay people. I play the ukulele and I have a cat. His name is Monsieur Le Chat which means “Mister the Cat” in French. Sometimes he goes on adventures like the characters in this…
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Videodrome 1983
This movie is so frikken sexy and I’m not even joking. I tried to recreate a scene from this movie and I electrocuted my penis which is super weird because it wasn’t the scene where the guy fucks his tv. It was the part where he shoots all his fucking coworkers.
Anyway I’m in prison now and they don’t know I have a phone in here teehee. This movie was already downloaded on the phone when I got it so I watch it every night and hump my cellmate Brooks. Then he beats the shit out of me just like in the movie.
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