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  • Independence Day

    Independence Day

    i wish i had a time machine so i could go back to the 90s and fuck young jeff goldblum and then come back to present time and fuck old jeff goldblum

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    anyway having bucky come back and be reunited with steve only to have him killed off right in front of cap's beautiful baby blue eyes and his last words be STEVE'S FUCKING NAME is homophobia. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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  • Just My Luck

    Just My Luck

    ★★★★★

    mcfly gave chris pine the jumpstart career he needed to make it on to star trek

  • A Little Bit of Heaven

    A Little Bit of Heaven

    ★★★

    if i were dying and god whoopi goldberg gave me three wishes, i too would pick gael garcía bernal as one of them