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  • Loch Ness

    Loch Ness

    ★★★★★

    I’m going to name by firstborn Loch Ness Carney. I love this movie with all my heart. I loved it when I was a kid and I borrowed it 100 times from Blockbuster, and I love it even more now. There are more scenes than I can count that just make me smile and think that everything in this crazy world will be okay. You may have heard that this is just a run of the mill, forgettable movie. It’s…

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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    I hated it.

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★½

    The last half hour is miles better than what came before that. John Woo is a lot like me when I played Enter The Matrix on PlayStation in that he’s just got his finger jammed down hard on that button that gives you slow motion/bullet time. I think this is by far the weakest in the franchise. It also has the second weakest antagonist of the series. Hans Zimmer’s recurring emotional theme sounded heaps better when it played over Maximus…

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  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    ★½

    I remember when I was in high school and all the guys in the class loved Braveheart and this one guy - Nathan - had never seen it and felt really excluded. Eventually we all got over Braveheart. And then one day he showed up in class and called all the guys over to show us something in his bag and it was a VHS copy of Braveheart from the video store and he gave us all a knowing nod…

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

    A near perfect comedy. So many great bits.