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  • Loch Ness
  • Paddington 2
  • The Prestige
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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★

  • Thor: The Dark World

    ★★

  • Force of Nature

    ★½

  • Cruella

    ★★½

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  • Loch Ness

    Loch Ness

    ★★★★★

    I’m going to name by firstborn Loch Ness Carney. I love this movie with all my heart. I loved it when I was a kid and I borrowed it 100 times from Blockbuster, and I love it even more now. There are more scenes than I can count that just make me smile and think that everything in this crazy world will be okay. You may have heard that this is just a run of the mill, forgettable movie. It’s…

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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★

    Taika saved the Thor series. Karl Urban is a sweet kiwi treat that never loses flavour.

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World

    ★★

    This actually didn’t suck as much as I’d remembered. Sure, it’s got the worst villain, Jane and Darcy suck, the second half definitely drags and is VERY shit. But, I don’t hate some of what’s going on in the first half. Thor and Loki have such great chemistry, I don’t care if people think Hopkins phones it in because he’s still easily the best actor in it, and Rene Russo always fucking rules. This could have been a lot better.…

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  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★½

    I saw the trailer for this a week ago and I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly died. I was over it. I nearly didn’t want to see it. But sometimes, friends, when you go into a movie with expectations lower than the core of the earth what you discover is the face of god. And that face looks like Vin Diesel. I can’t believe I got to sit in a cinema and drink Corona beers while Vinny D’s dad told him that family is like a car, immortal.

  • National Treasure

    National Treasure

    ★★★★★

    INDIANA JONES EATS SHIT COMPARED TO NATIONAL TREASURE. FUCK, THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST. NIC CAGE CARES. KRUGER SHOULD BE IN MORE MOVIES. JON VOIGHT NAILING DISTANT DAD BEFORE I REALISED HE WAS A REAL LIFE DISTANT DAD AND POLITICAL COCK WEASEL. BOROMIR BEING AN ABSOLUTE MAD CUNT OF A VILLAIN. WHAT A RIDE!