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  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes


    my origin story

  • Pearl Harbor

    Pearl Harbor


    this movie has:

    -67 plot lines 
    -Ben affleck  a man named Rafe??
    -Michael Shannon giving thankless role his all 
    -josh Hartnett fucking Kate bekcinsale in parachute hangar 
    -alec Baldwin obviously 
    -the best faith hill song ever recorded 
    -indescribable power over me even tho i know it’s bad

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  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap


    only disappointing thing Lindsay Lohan has ever done is not be two people

  • Inside Man

    Inside Man


    Clive Owen take off your mask!! This movie could have been as basic as a white woman defending Alison Roman in instagram comments but Spike Lee said “no, this is going to be the most underrated film of 2006, I’m casting Willem Dafoe as a cop.” Minus one star for Denzel asking women he interrogates about their boobs.