We follow two intrepid animal wranglers, a guy far too attractive to be working at Best Buy, and a famous documentarian bad at making movies as they heroically attempt to profit off a disaster at the expense of human life.

The kind of special that reminds you what art is for.

“We should tell her!”
“No.”
“We should tell her.”
“No?”
“We should tell her?”
“No!”
Credits.

The first modern movie of the decade.