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  The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It 2021

  ★★ Watched 15 Oct 2023

  Patrick Wilson is single-handedly maintaining the corny modern horror genre. Shame this one was so bad. I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.

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  A Field in England 2013

  ★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2023

  Lads’ holiday!!!! I was too stupid to understand this movie but I read a p good article about it and get it now.

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Feb 2021 2

  Look, I’m just gonna say it, even though I’ve said it a thousand times, to anyone I meet. If I could only pick three movies to watch for the rest of my wretched little life, Midsommar would be one of them.

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  mother! 2017

  ½ Watched 28 Oct 2020 2

  I know it’s a metaphor but no one is allowed in my goddamn house ever, no one can hold my baby, and male writers should be outlawed. This movie made me anxious and agitated from start to finish and the ending was a fucking horrible nightmare that I was not prepared for. Psychological thriller turned to horror in the space of the last fifteen minutes.

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