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  • Braveheart
  • Man on Fire
  • Gladiator
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  • The Curse of La Llorona

    ★★½

  • No Escape Room

    ★★

  • Dune

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★½

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  • Chocolate

    Chocolate

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Chocolate is a about an autistic girl who learns martial arts by watching TV. Pretty interesting premise, right? But wait, there is more. Her parents are both enforcers for rival mobs. Sort of a what if Romeo and Juliet had an autistic love child in Thailand. Not hooked yet? Well what if I told you that the Transvestite Thai Mob's Boss (who likes to shoot himself in the foot, literally, for no reason) was so obsessed with the autistic girl's…

  • Antebellum

    Antebellum

    ★★★

    Antebellum is the next victim of the COVID-19 pandemic.  With Lionsgate opting for a digital rather than their planned full theatrical release, Antebellum is going to try to take advantage of the new platform and lack of any solid new competition.  On a budget of less than $15 million, it seems likes a sound strategy.

    The main issue the audience should have with Antebellum comes before they ever sit down to watch.  The trailers create a false perception of the type of movie they are…