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  • Con Air

    Con Air

    Β½

    this might be the greatest movie ever made. Β the only reason im not giving this 5 stars is bc 5 stars would never do this film justice.Β 

    overall, very similar to my experience flying with Delta.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    finished this movie with my heart racing and butthole clenched in a pool of sweat

    curse you safdie bros. cocaine would probably give me less of an adrenaline rush

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

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  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    i’m finally starting to get used to Tarantino’s style of filmmaking. Β very expressive, very artsy. Β it’s like his movies aren’t even movies. Β like Tarantino films aren’t movies you watch, they are movies you experience. can’t wait to binge Tarantino like i did Bong Joon-Ho.Β 

    also, i can only hope to one day die a death as fantastic and glorious as Quentin’s in this film. Β oh, i had tears in my eyes it was so funny.