Guys, I think… I think Paul Greengrass likes making movies about traumatizing real life events 🤔

Ah yes... another “Bearded traumatized man adopts rebellious child who gives him hope” movie to add to my collection

“I did not choke her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not choke her! I did not! Oh hi, Obi Wan”

me: 🙁

Keanu Reeves: *walks in slow motion, wind on his hair, glasses on his eyes, dad moves activated, looking like literal sunshine*

me: 🙂