Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Tampopo
  • Crash
  • The Daytrippers

Recent activity

  • Dracula


  • So I Married an Axe Murderer


  • Waterworld


  • Jumanji


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    I watched this movie for the first time before I’d had sex, and I thought it was OK. But now I’ve had a bunch of sex and I’m married, and I have to say, this is a perfect film.

  • Careful



    The main lesson I took away from this movie is “Be careful. It’s good to be horny, but, like, not INSANELY horny.”