Casey Malone

I went to film school for four months at a college where they shot parts of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Broadcast News
  • Jaws
  • Something Wild

Recent activity

  • Fair Play


  • The Abyss


  • Se7en


  • A Haunting in Venice


Pinned reviews

  • Naked Lunch

    Naked Lunch


    I personally would not have invented a typewriter that can cum but that's why David Cronenberg is a genius and I'm just some schmo typing this review on a bone dry keyboard.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    A perfect little movie that I would recommend to anyone. Unless it's New Year's Eve and you haven't kissed anyone in 10 months because of a pandemic and the movie serves as a reminder that you've been in love three times in your life and each time you really and truly blew it. In that case, I would not recommend watching it. This is a purely hypothetical situation, no further questions.

Recent reviews

  • Fair Play

    Fair Play


    Walked out with what I assume was 5 minutes left so maybe I’m not allowed to weigh in. But, no thanks!

  • The Abyss

    The Abyss


    During the final scene I tried to beat the rush to the bathroom and when I came back the theater was pitch black for the credits and I couldn't find my seat. So, I pushed past some semi-official looking people and stood in the back and then I realized I was standing next to James Cameron.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    After the movie no one had any idea what to say, we all just stood around flabbergasted and overstimulated. Absolutely embarrasses almost every CGI movie that tried to bite Spider-Verse’s style over the last five years (Mitchells Vs the Machines innocent). Some of the minor action scenes in this would be the centerpiece of other movies. Just incredible to look at with a genuinely surprising plot.

    Loses one star from me because I found a lot of the ham-fisted references…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    I've been saying this for years - kids love Casablanca.