Favorite films

  • Columbus
  • Before Sunrise
  • Psycho
  • Vox Lux

Recent activity

  • On the Count of Three


  • The Bad Guys


  • The Northman

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Recent reviews

  • On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three


    I swear on my pussy one day Christopher Abbott will finally get the attention he deserves as one of our finest actors

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    Lighthearted and a good Stubs night! I'm not sure how much I actually liked this movie, but as soon as Marc Maron started talking as a snake who wears a fedora, I put my head in my hands because I was just so happy.

Popular reviews

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I thought I was going to hate this, and I did! Disservice to the topic of sexual assault, and I really wished it had tonally leaned in a more serious direction. Fucking bummer. In a time where we just got I May Destroy You, this feels so dated.

    I even hated Bo Burnham in this. *16-year-old me passes away*

    I’m going to keep adding to this. Like the only violence we got in this whole fucking film was against women…

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


    The more I think about this movie, the more I respect it. It’s of course a love letter to Nicolas Cage, but it’s also a love letter to buddy comedies on such an interesting, sweet level. I keep thinking about the scene where Cage + Javi are declaring that they don’t want to do a “walk-around buddy movie” and the camera pan overhead of them is just so perfect and cheeky. The new stoner movie of all stoner movies.