Mary

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Favorites list is my top four NTM from the year before

Favorite films

  • Sound of Metal
  • The French Dispatch
  • Luca
  • Shiva Baby

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  • Slice

    ★★½

  • The Humans

    ★★½

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★½

  • It Comes at Night

    ★★★½

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  • Slice

    Slice

    ★★½

    Austin Vesely attempting to create a horror entry into the Hot Rod Cinematic Universe? 

    Paul Scheer is great in this. Tonally, I just feel like it just doesn’t fully commit. I see where it wants to go but I don’t think Vesely has the concrete vision to actually get there. There were still a lot of funny moments but I wish it was even more goofy than it was!

  • The Humans

    The Humans

    ★★½

    Not a fan! Definitely see the comparisons to Shiva Baby and I don't think this is anywhere near as successful in its execution as that film was.

    Add this to the list of movies that make me think "this feels like a play" 30 minutes into the runtime.

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was solidly one of the worst films I’ve seen in my entire life. Coming in at a bloated 2 hours and 40 minutes, this movie did absolutely nothing that it couldn’t have done in 1.5 hours. This, of course, says nothing considering this movie had almost nothing of value to say and those hypothetical 1.5 hours probably would have felt just as long. 

    When the biggest laughs in the entire movie come from scenes where Bruce Lee is exclaiming…

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus

    ★★★★

    When Max and Dani walk into Allison’s house on Halloween and see all those rich people in period-accurate 17th century costumes...how many people were sacrificed at this home on that night....that’s some evil energy right there