I need a cross-platform way to track movies and I guess this is it
Favorites list is my top four NTM from the year before
Austin Vesely attempting to create a horror entry into the Hot Rod Cinematic Universe?
Paul Scheer is great in this. Tonally, I just feel like it just doesn’t fully commit. I see where it wants to go but I don’t think Vesely has the concrete vision to actually get there. There were still a lot of funny moments but I wish it was even more goofy than it was!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This was solidly one of the worst films I’ve seen in my entire life. Coming in at a bloated 2 hours and 40 minutes, this movie did absolutely nothing that it couldn’t have done in 1.5 hours. This, of course, says nothing considering this movie had almost nothing of value to say and those hypothetical 1.5 hours probably would have felt just as long.
When the biggest laughs in the entire movie come from scenes where Bruce Lee is exclaiming…