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    God, I love movies that absolutely fuck me up.

  • Election



    God, this is a great fucking movie. I can’t stop thinking about how the character of Tracey Flick only works because she is a girl and high ambition in women is often considered to be “pushy,” “bossy,” and obnoxious. I legitimately think this is one of the best movies about an election ever made. Who knew that watching Matthew Broderick fuck up his life for 100 minutes straight could be so entertaining? (Also, sidenote:  Tammy Metzler was literally me as a baby gay at age 14 and that’s all goodbye.)

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  • Valley of the Dolls

    Valley of the Dolls


    It’s so fucking awful, I love it. It’s basically a sex movie written by a bunch of virgins. The acting is bad, the story makes absolutely no sense, but at least you have Sharon Tate saying “you know how bitchy f*gs can be.” A cinematic masterpiece.

  • Hannah and Her Sisters

    Hannah and Her Sisters


    This film really made an impression me for some reason, I’m still trying to figure out why. Maybe it’s because I’ve been watching a lot of Baumbach lately and I can see how much he has been influenced by Woody Allen. One thing that struck me about the film was not only its humor, and not only its pretentiousness, but also its kindness. My first Woody Allen film so far and unfortunately, I’m hooked.