Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  West Side Story 2021

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2023

  why did ansel elgort sound like a brit who’s trying out an american accent for the first time

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  Shakespeare in Love 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2023

  sorry but viola always reciting romeo’s lines and will reciting juliet’s is some of the sexiest shit ever captured on film

Popular reviews

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  Made of Honor 2008

  ★★½ Rewatched 20 May 2018 3

  remake this film with a female maid of honor who steals the bride and then we’ll talk

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  The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jun 2017 1

  a list of shonda rhimes's fuckin classic choices for the side characters in this filmé:

  - the fat louie & maurice chase scenes which appear at unexplained times
  - a gardener brushing AND flossing the teeth of a stone lion statue
  - the stable boys casual presentation of a rubber snake to the horse
  - a waiter unabashedly stealing petit fours
  - that white guy named JOHNNY BLU singing miracles happen in mandarin I CHOKE EVERY TIME
  - THE GOAT THAT FUCKIN MOOS WHEN ANDREW AND MIA KISS
  - and, lastly but most importantly, the maid who jovially shoves handfuls of popcorn into her employers armchair. Iconic